How will you die?

So this is a little forum game I stole from this Harry Potter RPG.

Basically all you need is a search bar and your little charries that you'll be sacrificing, hehehe... Anyway, you have to type one of these phrases in quotation marks:

"(Your character) died of" or (Your character) died by"

Then you choose the first or funniest result, and commentary on how they died if you want. You can also put in multiple characters if you want. An example down there:

"Lark died of exposure after he assaulted her and left her tied to a tree in the winter woods.
Well then. There goes Lark who turned back into a girl ;-; Rough times, everyone... Rough times...

"Cordelia died of dropsy."
;0; Uh... What?